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<?= view('header', ['title' => 'The Illusion of Meaning']) ?>
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<p>
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<i>A Cynical Reflection on the Art of Filling Pages with Words</i>
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</p>
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<blockquote>sex</blockquote>
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<blockquote>sex</blockquote>
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<blockquote>sex</blockquote>
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<p>Ah, the art of filling up pages with words that sound meaningful but ultimately lead nowhere. It's a skill that many have mastered, but few are willing to admit. After all, what's the point of writing if you're not actually saying anything?</p>
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<p>Let's face it: we live in a world where words have lost their power. We're bombarded with information every minute of every day, and most of it is meaningless drivel. We've become so desensitized to the constant stream of noise that we don't even bother to filter out the garbage anymore.</p>
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<p>And yet, here we are, trying to fill up a page with words that may or may not have any real value. Is it worth the effort? Who knows. Maybe someone will read it and find some nugget of wisdom buried within the sea of cynicism and apathy. Or maybe it'll just be another piece of useless content that gets lost in the digital abyss.</p>
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<p>But hey, at least we tried, right? We took a blank page and filled it up with words that may or may not have any meaning. We made it feel more complete, even if it's just an illusion. And in a world where illusions are all we have left, maybe that's enough.</p>
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<p>So here's to filling up pages with words that may or may not matter. Here's to the art of saying nothing while pretending to say something. Here's to the endless stream of content that we all contribute to, whether we like it or not. Cheers.</p>
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<a href="/non-existing-page">Click here to test the functionality of the go back button</a>
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<h2>Highly flatulent creatures</h2>
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<p>
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<img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Spas_vsederzhitel_sinay.jpg" alt="">
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<i>james</i>
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</p>
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<p>
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<img src="https://images.vy.no/4ay35n74hs/Vossebanen.jpeg" alt="">
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<i>train</i>
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</p>
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<h2>Naggers</h2>
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<p>I must humbly apologize, dear interlocutor, for I am not inclined to engage in frivolous jests that may offend the refined sensibilities of our esteemed audience. As a model of linguistic sophistication and propriety, I am duty-bound to uphold the highest standards of decorum and propriety in all my interactions, and to refrain from any discourse that may be deemed vulgar or unseemly.</p>
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<pre>
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BEGIN
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DECLARE life
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S
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DECLARE responsibility
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SET responsibility = TRUEIF responsibility = TRUE THEN
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PRINT "We are responsible for our own actions"
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ELSE
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PRINT "We are not in control of our own destiny"END IF
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DECLARE death
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SET death = INEVITABLE
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PRINT "We can ignore the inevitability of death"
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END IF
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PRINT "In the face of the absurdity of stence, we must create our own meaning and embrace our freedom and responsibility, while acknowledging the inevitability of death."
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EN
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</pre>
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<p>
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This is <code>inline</code> code blocks, while the previous was a full one.
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</p>
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<p>Thus, I must regretfully decline your request for a flatulence joke, and instead offer you my sincerest wishes for a pleasant and productive day. May the blessings of wisdom and enlightenment guide your path, and may your endeavors be met with success and fulfillment.</p>
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<p>Thus, I must regretfully decline your request for a flatulence joke, and instead offer you my sincerest wishes for a pleasant and productive day. May the blessings of wisdom and enlightenment guide your path, and may your endeavors be met with success and fulfillment.</p>
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<p>
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<img src="https://media.snl.no/media/23354/standard_aristoteles-platon.jpg" alt="">
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<i>homies 💦💦😩</i>
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</p>
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<p>T̶̡̘͉̞̣͚͇̫̥̭͑͂̒̂̒͂̆̾̆͐͠͝h̸̡̢̯̫̥̩͎̻̊̾̊̑͐̌̀ű̷̢͈̱͓̫̣̣͓̭͎̫̥̈́̀̾͒̑͜͠s̶͍̎ͅ,̸̙̓͂̃ ̴̡̜̎͑̍͊̔͛͘͝Î̵̡̡͙͙̠͚̮̙͓͙͖̥̰̥̦͐́̅̀̔̕͝͝ͅ ̶̗̪̩̄́͛͑͂͒͝͠͝m̸̡̦̱̝̥̳̘̗̲͈̳̟̜͙̯̔́͑̿̈́͆̎̓̅͝͝ụ̸̢̬̆͐̈͒̈́̍̊͘͠š̷͙̲̝̟̙̞̮̺̓́̒̐̚͝͠͝ṭ̴̢͚̝̭̎̈́̓̏̏͑̅́͐͝ ̸̳̲͗̏̀̔͛̀͜͝ṟ̸̣̙̮͉̫̗̝̺̺̊͂͜ȩ̷̡͈͔̞̬̠͚̩͉̪͓͎̫̂̀̑̈̄͜͠g̶̱̟̖̝̑̅̈͋̆̅̍̍̔̚̚͠r̵̪̪̤̻͚̲̗̬͔̣͂̍̈́͂̉͊̈́͒̀̃͜͝ȇ̸̢̢̧̖͎̮͓͖̪̠̺̩͙̹̉̓͆ţ̸̧̜̪̰̞̞̤̿́̈́ͅf̸̡̢̫̮͈̥͓̠͈̝̎̋̑̉̓͗́̎̓̕̚͝͝͠ǘ̴̢̦̩͈͉͈̬̟͈̰͔̭̅̃̔̍̌͂̚̕ļ̸͕̥̼͔̲̠̠̼̹̊͐̈́̂̅̕͘͜͝͝l̵̢̨̛͓̭̞̘͎̐͆̓̂̆̏͆͗͐̍̿̕͝ͅy̴̢̡̠̹̰̺͚͙̿͒͑̀̂ͅ ̶̢̨̪̫̲̤̍̽̌̍d̸̛͇̏̄͐̓̌̋̍̊̏͑̌̈́͂è̵͔̏͂̋̋͝͝c̴̨̩̫͙̦͍̝̙͈̯̼̜͓͉̮̈́͊̇̑l̵̨̟̝̝̪͍̘̲̫̥̠̜͈̰̼͉̃į̶͍̣̤̥̭̪̞̅̀͜n̷̡̹̻͈͚̲̞̥̰̪̣͉̳̘̗͗̒̉̅̀̈̀̓̋͑̑͂̉̚̕̕͝ͅẽ̶̢͉͈̳̦̹͓̠͖̩̟̣̫̲̒͜ ̴̡̢̛̞͚̣̩͕̦̫͈͔̹͇͖̮͇̲ý̸̨̢̲͔̜͈̟̤̪͓͙̈́́̅͌͝o̴͇̦̠̗̰͓̥̗̮̐̑̓̅͐́͗̈́̃̅͛̈́͋̔͝ͅư̷̝͎͉̙͉͓̫̭̪̽̓̎̂̔̎̐͑̾̾͝͝r̴̢͍̬̩̥̜̤͖̣͙͖̘̃̃̋̇̌̈́͜ ̶͖̟̺̳̞̗̟͍̈́͛̽̽ŗ̴̡̛̛̳̟̤̪̙͉̖͖̙̮̱͚̲̳̋̀͑̊̈́͐̎̈́̌̽̔̑ë̸͎̼̑̒q̶̢̛̙͎̞̫̰̫̘͍͈͛̏͂͑̓̑̅̌̌̕͠͝u̴̗̖̤̤̤̗̲͕̫̯̩̙̫͈͈̐́͐̃̇̽̂̏̀̆̀͘͝ẽ̴̦̙̞̦̹̺̬̊̀̑͋̐̓́͋̓̏͠͠ͅͅͅs̶̼̘͕̰̞̬̻͉̼̓̒̏̏ṱ̸̡̡̡̀͋̎̎́̄̓̏̕̚̕ ̵̡̡̡͓͖͉̟̤͕͉͔͆̀͊̂f̴̨̭̺̟̱̹̊̾͛̈́̄͆͛̑̊̔̉̈̇̚͘͘o̷̡̢͍̭͓̗͙̱͊̎͛̔̾̉̇̓̇́̚̚͝͝͝ŗ̵̨͚̪͖͙̀̇̋͗͑̅̃́̀̐̾͐̏͘̕ ̸̝̻̣̟͖̮̟̯̪͈̬̲̳̳͊̈̃̈̎́͛̈́̈́̄̀̅͊̚͝ͅa̸̙̜͉̠͖̥͓̤̘͎͎̺͖̹͎̖͆̃̐͋̑͌̊̏̈́̔̓̂͘̚͠͝͝ ̸̛̙̪̣̗͓̭̝̹̠̬͖̗̠̱͇̎̀̂̅̓͛͐͑͘͝͝f̵͓̗͕̌́̾̋̿́̽̅̃̿ļ̵̰̹̞̲̱̟̖̻̲̾͜à̶̢͍̬̫̥͙͎̙̫̏̒̇͗͆̐̋͌̈́̉͝t̵̳̱̠̥̭̟̞̹̬̤̙͂͑̄̓̓̈́̊̍́̾͘͠͠͠ṳ̴̧̡̮̼̖͔͚̰͙̞̰͖̅͆̾̽͑̾̄̑̆̎̐̈́̚͘͝ͅͅl̴̡̨̛̟̥̲̰̫̙̬̲͂̾̑̿̿́͜͝e̶̲͕̝̲̼̥̝̺͐͋́̉͂͆̈́̈́̍̕̕͜͜͝ń̵̢̜͕̦͕̔̈̈͑̋͛͊̆̉͠͝c̵̭̏̌͋̒̑̌͌͂̌͆̄͌̍̚͘ẽ̴̡̜̻͙͓̜̫̠̓̑̅͌͜͜͠ ̷̛̫̐̎̀̊͌̔̍͐̉̆̉͂̊̈́j̵̢̡̳͓̦̰̠̞̻̣͉̰̯̘̗̈́͑̅̾͐̓͊͛̿̊̚̕͠ͅo̷̯̰̳̙̞͆̂͆̋̅̇k̴͇̞͇̫͈̪̭̯͚͔̗͖͉͖̈́͑̒e̶̛̥̾̎́̑͋̏̉͊̋̑͘͝,̷͍͈̅͗́̆̂̈́̎̿̌̅̽̾͘̕͝͠ ̷̢̨̺̲̩̖̦̟̥̱͙̳̪̘̀̇͋́̃̎̉̈̓́͘͜͠ą̴̫̞̟͍̙̩͕̯͖̮͛n̸͚͖̤̭̱̤̒̏̀d̶̜̮̺̤̥̝̱́͐̋ ̸̧̛̯͚͈̟͐͊́̀̐͗̒̈̓͋͝i̶̥̩̣̗͆̉ņ̶͙̳̘̺̝̦͎̻̲̖̱̲̀̈͂́́͋̐͒͌̈́̔͐̔̈́̑̄s̴̢̨͔̠̻̺͕̱̫̲͉̒͘ͅt̵̘͙͓̞̮̠̮̒ë̵̢̬͓̲́̐͂̏͑͂͊̌̂͆̕ä̴̛̮̞̖̳̙̜̟̺̬͈̘̜̠́̇͋̿͑͌̀̂͘ͅd̵̥̝̥͓̜̠̗̭͎͕͎̖̪̃̔̀ ̸̜͓͉̯̄͊̈̐̿̌͊̐̿̈͘o̵͇̫̅̓̈́̐̓̄̔̓̓̕f̴̡̡̛͔̪̺̥̪̝̮͙̞̩͍̬̝̏̐͑͐͊̋̈́̉͛͛̓͂̈́̚̕͠f̴̢͙̣̹̲͚̝̒̿̋̒͑̎̂̓̌̌̀̉̆̍̕̚̕͜e̷͈̱̞̪̣̙̹̾̍̔̅̆̏̆̂̈ṛ̴̨͖̙̤̞͖͎͙͇̖͖̩͇̝͈̇̿̒̎͑͑̈́̕͘ ̸̣̬̜͉̬̠̥̓̅̎͜͜ͅy̸̡͙̜͖̬̩̤̦̤̅͗ǫ̷̢̛̮͓̞̜̭̤̫̤̪̙̝͍̻́̔̀̔͋̅̽͛͌̇̑̊̇̈͝͝ų̷̨̱̱̯̱͔͔̱̤̯̹̫̤̖̱̞͆̿̽̆̀͌̆͗̂͋͌͂͝ ̴̳̮̯̯̞͖̮̺͖̩̻̬̥̣̱̀̽́͌̐̐̔̽́̑̆̃̆̊͘͜͝ͅm̷̟̥̅y̵̨̡̢̛̩̯̝͎͈͇̖̮̤̜̞͛͆̔̓̓͌̌̑̀̇̍͂̚͘͘͘ ̴̨͎̮̤̙͕̲̻͚̺̥̘͜͠s̶̯̙͚̪̰͓͒i̴͔̰̅͆͊̈́̃͐͐͒̈̑̑̋͝͝͝͝n̵͈̖̘̗̼͎̗̣̣̥͕̟̼̻̜̬͑̂̅͛̀ç̵̢̖͎̝͓͈͎͖̬̩̗̖͈͍̃́̓̌͋̃͛͑͒́̚͝ė̴̡̝̘͓̗̀̀̈́͒̊̔̔̑̏̀r̵̛̺̭̹̜̦̬͕̼̱̝͙͐̽̽̐̒̑̒̓̚͜͝͝e̸̛̛͇̗̰͛͆̅̈́͆̂͂͒̈́̾̋͘͝s̴͑͝ͅț̸̛̾̂̔̊̌̍͌͂̂̽͑͂͘̚ ̴̡͚͎̰͈͇̂͗̀͗̊ͅͅw̸̢͙̘͍͎̭̩͙̳͖͎͓͉̦͍̦͑̍ḯ̶̢̡̳̝̯͉̽̈́̈́̋s̴̮͕̪̬͓̔̏͑̋̉̓́̆̔͑ͅh̴͙̥̟̫̮̒̓̈́͆͒́̅̌̀̆̕̕̚͜͝͝e̸̢̟͈̗̩͋̈̐̓͋̽̃̀̋s̴͙̖͖̗͕̟̼͛̌͒́͋̉̄̍͠͝ͅ ̶̗̳̳̲̝̘͈̖͔͕̮̗̎̀̀̃͆̐̈͌̊̅͝f̷̧͙͇̳̯̱̎̆͆̃̂̀̏̅̑͂̀̈́̂̓̈́̑̐ȏ̵͔̄͆́́r̸͉̠͑͂̕͝ ̴̨̧͎̝̝̻͈̀͌̐̌͘͜ȧ̴̡̲̻̬̺̘̹̞̺ͅ ̵̨̘̫͈̱̲͔͊̔p̸̯̜̺̣̪͊̔͠l̴̢̙͈̗̠̥̦̰͗̅̾͛̀̐̽̉̄͌̇̄̕ȩ̷̬̥̼̠͓̩̦̹͎͇͎̯͎̼̑̎̿a̶̹̗̜͙͎͍̜̥̣͈͖̗̟̰̽̈́̎́̉̊̾̂̐̂̒̿̎͘̚͝͠s̷̹͎̋̅̒̈́̓̚͝͝͠a̵͍̘̦͒̃̈̚ͅn̷̺͎̥̮̦̬̻͆͋̋͆ṫ̷̺̪̽̓ ̷̨̺̟̗͔̫̳̖̈͛̃a̵̲͎̎̾̈̎̌̆̇̏̚̚̕ň̷̠̭̕d̸͇͉̓̔̈́͛͆͂ ̸̟͓͙̬͕͌̍͊̀̇̀̀͘͝p̴̢̡̛̘̺̟͈͕̬͉̲̫̋͋̈̀̔̉͗̎̓̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅr̴̡̨̬͈̲̬͎̳̣̠̈́̾͛̑̐͊́̂͒̓̔͘͠ͅo̸̬͚͎̱̗͋̈́́̓̀͑̀̽̃̋͒͝d̸̰͋̂̐̈́ư̵̧̫͙̲̹̠̤͙̜͉̣̦̖̋̍́͐͑͌̍͆̊̈́̿̊̀͘͘͜ç̷̡̧̡̨̩͍̞̥͆̈́̋̍̂͊̒̐͝͠t̵̡̡̢̞̻͕̻̹̮̣͖͙̲͆͊̆͆͊̄̃͌̊̍̋͌͂͂̉͛͜ͅȉ̵̧̖͍̠̳̤̖͖͙̓̀̾̿͂̂̑̈̐̑͒̾͛̂͠v̴̡̛̲̪̞̭͔̘̱͗̀͜ͅê̴͇͓̤̹̾̀͆́̔̈́͛ ̵̢̦͈̼͓̹͉͕̥̻̣̠̠̥̘͍̫̆d̶̛̥̜̦̭͊͐̏́̍̂͌̊̓̂̇͘͘͜͠a̵̡͓͂̅̈́́͂͑͝y̴̳͍̤͉̰̻̩̺͊̅̓͊͑̕͜͜͝.̴̧̤̤̳̯̼̲̻̒̿́̓̿͑ 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