46 lines
1.6 KiB
PHP
46 lines
1.6 KiB
PHP
<?=view('header', ['title' => 'Welcomeee!'])?>
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<img style="transform: skewY(3deg)" src="banner.gif" alt="Welcome to willy.club">
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<small style="color: gray;">wow very creative and original use of cooltext.com!!</small>
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<h1>More than just willies! Some of the time.</h1>
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<p>Welcome to my webserver! Your bits have traveled through the pipes that make up the internet all the way to my laptop situated in Southern Norway, Kristiansand.</p>
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<p>Not at all associated with thewilly.club ASSHOLES squatting my domain name with their shitty NFTs, this is the original.</p>
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<h2>Now, where would you like to go?</h2>
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<p>The server serves some services; couple being publicly accessible.</p>
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<table>
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<tr>
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<td><a href="//git.willy.club">Gitea</a></td>
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<td>Version control hosting for projects</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td><a href="mumble://mumble.willy.club">Mumble</a></td>
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<td>Low-latency, high-quality voice chat</td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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<h2>Touch?</h2>
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<p>You can join the room on Matrix: <a href="https://matrix.to/#/#lobby:willy.club">#lobby:willy.club</a></p>
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<p>Be nice to each other! Or something</p>
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<img src="<?=url('/cat-love-letter.gif')?>" alt="">
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<h1>Other than that?</h1>
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<p>Here <s>are some things</s> is something that I find interesting.</p>
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<h2>I AM DOOMER</h2>
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<p>Overpopulation, peak oil, climate change, pollution and or whatever</p>
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<p>But lets not fritter away the hours writing our own obituary, WE WILL FIND A WAY OUT (lmao)</p>
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<p>I LOVE YOUUU! REMEMBER TO LOVE EACH OTHER</p>
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<p><small>I give everyone an explicit and unconditional consent to behave sexually towards me.</small></p>
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<?=view('footer')?>
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